andygates | Noes! I are not fudz!

Meet Halfpint the mouse. Halfpint was brought in by the cat last night and fled under the freezer. With nothing to do today but stir-crazy house cleaning, the little fellow was discovered before Bel got her claws into him. Or her. How do you sex a mouse?

Halfpint's proper name is Apodemus, which is a suitably grand name for such a small critter. I'm pretty sure it's an adolescent field mouse: the long tail and huge back feet give it away.

Now, here's a dilemma. What to do with Halfpint? Vote now!

Make it a little mouse house away from the cat, he's so cute.
Feed it to the cat.
Crush its vermin head under my boot-heel.
Let it go somewhere a way away.
Hideous experimentation, possibly involving recipes.

Noes! I are not fudz!

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