I'd like to see *your* face seconds before a bail. When you're expecting the yoke or spine welds to fail in a nad-coring manner AND to fall off from epic height AND your knee hits the bars...

Thing is, dear heart, I wouldn't be riding it in the first place, and that is nothing to do with lack of balls. I simply have more sense. And less motivation.

I'm informed that my face immediately before a bail is usually one of intense concentration and determination. This is generally because my brain has come up with some half-baked plan to escape certain doom (which inevitably fails but seems entirely sensible at the time) and is hell-bent on carrying it out.