I trust they built it 'cane-proof when they thought to site it on the Gulf!

Well, that kinda depends; is it possible to make something hurricane-proof on paper, and charge for doing so, without, as you might say, actually making it hurricane-proof? Because if there is, that's where my money is going to be on this particular roulette table. And I'm glad they're spinning the wheel a thousand miles away from me.