The US Presidential Race as a D&D game...

[andygates]

Viked from everywhere, originally from here.  Needs more Palin, but ya can't have everything. 

HILARY: WTF you guys.  Why am I playing the cleric?
MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.
HILARY: No, dude.  I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer.  Seriously, I can't even use a sword.  Fuck this noise.
KUCINICH: IM A BARD
OBAMA: That's nice.
KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD
MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus.  Here we go.