2009-04-30

andygates: (Default)
2009-04-30 04:04 pm
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Workplace motivation

"We need an icon for swine flu on the internal patient track-o-matic."

Wow.  Never have I been so productive.  Let the wards be filled with little cartoon piggies. 

andygates: (Default)
2009-04-30 10:08 pm

Doom! Sweet, nourishing doom!

You ain't prying the sweet crack-pipe of doom from my shaky fingers!  I've been bitter about disaster preparedness cynics since I heroically saved the world from the Millennium Bug, you ungrateful bastards.  What we've done to keep you safe... the hours we've put in... next time I'll just retire to my bunker and watch the world burn.

Ahem.

It's been one of those days.