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andygates ([personal profile] andygates) wrote2009-05-19 10:33 pm

BNP Unicorn chaser

The BNP leafleted me. I'd be happier if someone with ebola had crapped their colon out on my doormat.

The leaflet is as you'd expect, a combination of frightened, self-important and whiny froth - standard far-right stuff. Thoughts ran to wrapping it round a brick and returning it on a ballistic trajectory to its sender: the local racist dunderheads are listed in that leaked membership list. But that's just bad vibes on top of bad vibes, and Hulk doesn't want to smash tonight. What to do, though? This sort of memetic soiling needs something to take away the taste... a unicorn chaser.

Et voila:

Origami unicorn chaser (by andygates)

Tips: Folding guide here.  For a full unicorn you need two squares; perhaps I should have made the arse end instead?  To get a square, cut the top of the flyer off along the "Because we've earned the right" whine.  You get to keep the pretty picture of a Spitfire then - which, for maximum irony, is Polish.  

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2009-05-19 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Within thirty minutes of tweeting this, I'm followed by an anti-BNP campaigner... and a unicorn furry. Ah, the Internet.

[identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com 2009-05-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Today I was followed by a fan of top ten lists...

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2009-05-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be worse, could have been a Dinosaucers cosplayer.