Slash challenge

[andygates]

So I was talking to someone else somewhere else about fanfic and slash, and in the confines of Harry Potter - where you'd find all the obvious ones, Harry/Voldemort, Hermione/Snape, and more Hagrid/x than you'd expect - we were wondering who wasn't slashed by the fanfic smutsers. I mean, Dobby gets a look in and Madam Hooch (please, Zoe Wanamaker with a broom, it writes itself!)...

And then it struck me. The Sorting Hat!

So there's the challenge. Find Sorting Hat slashfic. And no, don't write it, that's cheating. Though Voldemort's backwards face and the Hat do come to mind...