Ouch!

[andygates]

I'd forgotten how much fun getting pierced was!  Today's wound was a septum, because I've got a few days off work to let it heal, and I fancy a bone through my nose.  Yes, it hurt, though compared to the PA it was snuggled into place by fluffy kittens.
The lovely Jess soothed me by playing to a weakness: she had monster feet on.  Big fluffy green ones.  Then she grabbed my conk with forceps and stuck a needle through the leathery flesh in time-honoured tradition.

Comments

[justoneway.livejournal.com]

I had you down as a Walrus baculum man myself.
Show's just how wrong you can be heh!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the SIZE of the walrus one? It's nearly two feet long! There is a limit to the stupid things I'll do for a giggle, you know...

...I wonder if you can get carbon-fibre hydrofoil nose-bones?