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andygates ([personal profile] andygates) wrote2007-03-22 05:14 pm
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Surviving the zombie apocalypse

Must be zombie season again; after getting all bunchy-gusseted over 28 Weeks Later and then positively hopping up and down on my sickbed at the sight of Resident Evil: Extinction, I managed to find the Zombie Squad.  They're real-life zombie apocalypse themed survivalist nutters.  Since all my disaster preparedness has used the zombie apocalypse metaphor since 1988 (Return of the Living Dead Part 2), this looks like a lot of lurching fun.  Now, it's American so of course there'll be too many boom-sticks, but even so, you have to respect any forum which has half a dozen chainmail threads and one - I kid you not - on how best to deal with zombie dinosaur attack.

(My answer: they were talking about a T-Rex so a trench full of petrol, a Zippo and some tasty bait should do just fine.  Zombie velociraptors would be a whole other proposition.)

[identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ob Ch Mishap of Miskatonic.

I'll bet I can train even a zombie velociraptor.

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Rolled-up newspaper to the nose and a stern "No!" perchance?

(*Attempts fruitlessly to purge image of RB in Mad Max leathers with zombie velociraptor pack obediently at heel from brain*)

[identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A squirty bottle of ice-cold water is much more effective.

I like that image. More please!

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonreflective black compound bow over one shoulder, thigh quiver, BSA engine thudding away while Zoltan, Kadath and Mister Tickles round up post-apocalypse land pirates in a rusty barbed-wire pen?

[identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Compound?

Puh-lease.

I wouldn't sully myself.

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2007-03-22 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
My bad. Death-black recurve, ma'am?