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[andygates]

You'll be wildly unsurprised to hear that the teeny explosion in the bog of an Exeter restaurant didn't scatter my carcass to the winds.

I'm pleased to report that whatever disgruntled employee or bunny-boiling personal spat ended in a centre-evacuating blamlet, yours truly will be cycling through the snarled traffic and scooching past any daft car-only cordons.  Bikes: Your best transport for the zombie apocalypse.

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[andygates.livejournal.com]

A greater risk to health and safety, or at least non-stinky comfort, than I'm in, no doubt about that.

"the man in custody is in his 20s and has laceration injuries to his eye and facial burns"

Aw, bless. I think I've made bigger splodeys for teh lulz.

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

I can't help imagining him peering into the toilet, like Wile E. Coyote peering into a shotgun that should have fired. "It should have gone off by" [BLAM]

[andygates.livejournal.com]

"Where's the kaboom?"