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andygates ([personal profile] andygates) wrote2008-07-13 12:01 am

Pocket movie reviews

Resident Evil: Extinction: Ouch, the suck.

Casshern: Whee! The suck!

Which, I guess, goes to show that you don't have to have a major franchise or a big star or make any damn sense to be fun.  RE:E is so obviously edited down for certificate that it's insulting, and has about one-fifth the content you'd expect in an actual movie.  Was the director one of these music-video guys?  Casshern's director was one of those guys, which is probably why the first half is baffling hyper-kinetic manga nonsense and the second half wobbling, confused exposition, but it's damn refreshing.  The big fight between our hero and the neoroid with delusions of Magneto is a hoot.  Yay live-action anime!  Yay pretty-boy goons with purple fur stoles!  Boo vapid franchise Umbrella Are Eeevil Cos They Are nonsense and cheeseball powers and unscary zombies (though yay BMW touring bike and yay Claire).

[identity profile] estaratshirai.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, RE:E also sucks before censoring. :P

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2008-07-14 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured it might. Fountains of gore can redeem a lot, but not that much.