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andygates ([personal profile] andygates) wrote2006-06-26 03:46 pm
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Bude triathlon

Bude is the completion of the dare: it's a real, open water triathlon. 500m sheltered sea swim, 20k rolling bike, 5k run. It was hard.

From the start, then. Nerves were high about the swim, so at low tide I walked out to the fat pink turn buoy. "See you again," I told it. This was the first sea swim for lots of us, so we were all tense.

England were nil-nil against Ecuador when we suited up. Typical - I got a tear in my suit. Forearm seam, not critical, so there was much muttering as we zipped each other up. And then it started to feel serious. Men went first, in a mass floating start in the shipping channel. Stroke, stroke, breathe...

After about twenty metres, my crawl packed in. I suddenly didn't know how - it was as if my shoulders had forgotten what to do, all my core was a dead stick. Argh! I broke into a breat-stroke with crawl kick, and tried to compose myself.

Another go, another argh. This felt serious. Back to my lifesaver stroke. "Are you all right?" asked the lifeguard in the kayak tailing the back-markers. I was, but I was seriously out of kilter. Told him I'd signal if I was in distress. The star tailed me all the way.

So, no crawl, a hundred metres gone, still among the boats. I wanted to go home. But up ahead was the rock before the buoy. If I could make that, I could make the buoy. And I had promised. So I just dug in, found a rhythm, and chewed through it. Out past the rock it got choppy and all of a sudden there were swimmers. The ladies, wave after mine. Progress was agonising.

And then I reaced the damn buoy, punched it, called it a very bad name and laboured the turn. There was my sighting point, Castle Fang, and there was the beach.

Dig in. Plod through. Here come the age-groupers past me. I want to go home. Dig in. Keep the rhythm. You might make it yet.

And then sand underfoot. Blessed land, terra for-real firma. Godzilla lurches from the sea, hat off, goggles off, nose-clip lost, staggering to T1 in zombie motion. De-suiting was okay and I'd worn my singlet with numbers under my wettie, so all was zombie monster gravy. I'd made it.

The bike course is Cornwall's idea of rolling. Starts with a climb, then a fiddle through town, before climbing out of Bude. That climb was nearly the straw. Had to stop, shuddering breaths hanging over my handlebars, a little cry because I couldn't do it and surviving the swim just to pack on the bike was too cruel. Then there's the whirr of bikes passing, "Are you okay?" and "Come on mate!" and dammit, I won't pack here either.

Three miles later, I found my legs and had some fun chasing down coltish teenagers and leathery age-groupers. T2 was a blur: shoes, gel, nearly ran out wearing my helmet.

The run was long but steady: canal (with attack-swan obstacle), hills, back down into town. The whole thing was at my standard fatigued shuffle except the end: "one-nil mate!" yelled some bloke and pow! The last quarter mile wasn't so bad.

And finally, a frosty cold brew in the van, checking on the races of compatriots of the day (Sue had a similarly hard swim, Glasgow John did pretty well; the relay family loved it; Iain got 2nd; Rob was pipped at the post), and thinking: holy gods, that was tough.

Times. Swim, including T1: 28 minutes. Never swum so far or so long in my life. The Hellespont can wait. Bike, including T2: 30 minutes. Run: 42. Bit of a death-march. Must do more bricks. Total time: 1:40.

So now I'm relaxing with a pain au chocolat and a skinny latte so vast they serve it with mesh on top to prevent babies drowning in it. Job done. Plenty more to do. Cotswold next.

[identity profile] spike150.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, well done!

Your account of it is a most excellent read.

[identity profile] skean.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a seriously fast bike time after such a b*tch of a swim. You, as Lil Nic would say, prevail.

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't feel like it at the time. I'll wait for the full results before crowing, 'cos the course was a little shorter than expected. You'll be happy, I'm sure, to note that the big water in Zurich isn't a wavey effort.

[identity profile] skean.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am extremely happy that is:
a) Not wavey
b) Fresh water
c) Clean (its potable)
d) Warm
e) Not wavey

Its more like a pool swimm without having to do the nasty tumble turns in my view.

[identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I left you a message about Stingers. Someone fibbed to you.

Report on the LEPRA now up in the Clubhouse and on the LJ syndicated blog.

Well done again for the tri result. Let me know how you get on with that swimming tip.

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Your intel on Stingers has been passed on to the appropriate body. She'll be most chuffed,, I'm sure.

Will try the swim tip later. I think my main problem was that a couple of open-water sessions in the fortnight beforehand wasn't enough; I'd lost "feel" and combined with stress, it all just evaporated. Down to the pool for lunch...

[identity profile] justoneway.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
0/\0

Many Congrats. Tip Top bike time that. But then your feet have got peddals growing out of the soles.

[identity profile] thudthwacker.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well done, good sir.

[identity profile] ehutch.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I'll have to dare you something else now! BTW can you bring the firebreathing stuff on Friday / Weekend? If I have to have an elfin crop on Monday I won't be impressed....

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Firebreathing stuff noted on the calendar alongside some intensity sketches for the bike route ;)

Well done

(Anonymous) 2006-06-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well done and congradulations on the complete.
And full points for sheer stubborn determination.

Take care o' yourself.
Carl de M

[identity profile] inkyann.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
V impressive! Keep at it :)

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
At this rate I'll have lost so much weight that you'll need to take me on a clothes-shopping spree ;)

[identity profile] arabis.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations - and much respect for keeping going! Is that the Costwold Sprint Tri in September? Hopefully the lake will be a bit less wavy than the sea.

[identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
It certainly is... supposed to be a nice one with a flat bike course too. Longer swim, but plenty of time to train.