
The arch grand duke of rhythm games has broken its waters and is crowning, but is it awesome or is it cringe? Rhythm games are fun; party games are fun; you look at the people
playing or
blogging about Rock Band and it looks like the best of fun. It ought to be: it's karaoke and air guitar with a next-gen console sound-and-light show. And it's easy to have fun (an important aspect to party games: they should be easy to pick up so everyone has fun).
Every time I pick up a real instrument, I twiddle, then I suck, then I sell it on ebay. This is not the rockstar dream. This is why in virtual bands, I'm the roadie. Y'see, I'm so unmusical that I can't even
pretend to be musical but I'll pick up a hairbrush (or hammer) and bellow into it, and I'll drum on my steering wheel, and I'll pick out a bassline on the cat.
She doesn't like it. Especially a funky Jamiroquai slap bass. She really hates that.
Seems to be Rock Band is a weekend game-party rental classic. What do
you real musicians feel about it?
(Half of me wants to play it lots; the other half wants to buy a secondhand bass and a practice amp and is shouting
lalala I'm not listening at anyone who points to my track record - if my sampling of the zeitgeist is correct, the Rock Band backlash will be a wave of DIY low production values filthy garage noise)