Melodrama cat sez "U starvin me!!1!"

[andygates]

To which I say, "Put that mangled mouse down and eat your damn Chunk-e-Kins with a Hint of Rabbit like you always do, you big furry Drama Llama.

I am, apparently, slower than a mouse with a broken back.  Said mouse died a good ten minutes ago but Bel is still hunting it.  Bits are falling off!  But it's worth it for the floorshow: Throw mouse in air.  Gasp at mouse's bid for freedom.  Intercept mouse with fiendish claws.  Pin and paddle!

Okay, now she's eating its face.  That's just gross.