Filth, slime, putrescence

[andygates]

Cor, handing over sealed CDs of evidence and giving statements. It's as close to excitement as you can get around here without a server room flood.

Mind you, the rest of the office are now a bit worried about me. It seems the taint carries - they want to know just why it is that I can say that www.deviantart.com isn't a paedo perv site, and coud I please stop using the phrse "pink squishy bits" with such abandon. What can I say? I'm a man of the world. A bigger and mostly squishier world that in seems my cow-orkers inhabit..!

Comments

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

I should think bloody not, there's pictures of me on deviantart!

[stripey-mouse.livejournal.com]

"pink squishy bits" - no comment...

[andygates.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed at how much surgical footage there is. How better to teach newbies than with a video - and that means filming operations, making DVDs, taking stills for presentations and handouts. There's an amazing amount of pink squishiness stored here and passing through.

Pink squishness is fine; red squishiness is okay, purple is a bit off. It's the black and green squishiness that I could live without... the diabetes foot care department has a file share like rotten.com's gallery section. And that's before we go to GUM!

Of course there are *much* more entertaining pink squishy bits, but they're not work-safe even for the pink squishy bit policeman. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ;)

[stripey-mouse.livejournal.com]

....you're having an entertaining day at work today then!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

It's always entertaining when you've got ill people to poke :)

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

"I do." --The Guarding Darkness

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to be scared or encouraged.

So I'll go with encouraged and falsify the logs later.