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Lammas RIP
Jan. 25th, 2006 07:39 pmLammas, aka Mr Scrofula Scroggins and a dozen less flattering names, is dead. He was hit by a driver some time between last night at this evening, and a neighbour kindly went round the houses to find out whose he was. He was about seven years old, in rude health, short-sighted and extremely thick, cowardly and affectionate. He's been buried with a catnip mouse.
His sister Beltane, currently hiding from Project Carnivore under the pseudonym of Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza, is well.
I'll be talking to the Council about reducing the speed limit through the village, as that's two cats in six months, and children aren't much bigger. And I've already taken steps to ensure that the offending driver ends up in a ditch or smeared across the local Death Tree.
His sister Beltane, currently hiding from Project Carnivore under the pseudonym of Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza, is well.
I'll be talking to the Council about reducing the speed limit through the village, as that's two cats in six months, and children aren't much bigger. And I've already taken steps to ensure that the offending driver ends up in a ditch or smeared across the local Death Tree.
