Filth, slime, putrescence

Cor, handing over sealed CDs of evidence and giving statements. It's as close to excitement as you can get around here without a server room flood.

Mind you, the rest of the office are now a bit worried about me. It seems the taint carries - they want to know just why it is that I can say that www.deviantart.com isn't a paedo perv site, and coud I please stop using the phrse "pink squishy bits" with such abandon. What can I say? I'm a man of the world. A bigger and mostly squishier world that in seems my cow-orkers inhabit..!