Microfiltered bukkake

100% whey, it says on the tub.  Microfiltered and bio-available, smooth vanilla flavour, totally soluble, and here's a free shaker bottle in case you were dithering about just which protein powder to buy.  And yeah, it's pretty nice (nicer than the strawberry), a fellow could whizz a couple of berry fruits into it for flavour, and that shaker bottle really gets the lumps out.  Mmm, smooth, creamy, protienaceous glep gravid with yummy health benefits and snack-suppressing goodness.

Until your post-workout-sweaty hands can't get the lid unscrewed to rinse... so you grip harder, yank, and it leaps open and you find out where the sticky, icky lumpy goo has been hiding as it describes a graceful parabola into your face, and eyes, and beard.

I've been spooged, godsdammit.