Phlogistical Lightsabers?

Yup, it's Steampunk Starwars.  Does it work?  I'm not so sure, but a clockwork Vader makes me smile.

The day it rained dildos

So I was chatting on J Random Channel last night when the news broke about the epic crop of tornadoes that hit the usual suspects in the USA and opened tornado season with a strong bat.  On hearing that one had hit Alabama, someone quipped, "That's God's revenge on them for banning dildos."

Now I just can't get out of my head the image of a twister absolutely chock-full of flying contraband sex toys, whirling around among the root tiles and bits of trailer park, impaling themselves in masonry and startled preachers and landing, out of the funnel, in the laps of delighted spinsters and Catholic schoolgirls. 

I need to go storm chasing.