Anyone want a place in the Taunton half-marathon?

I've shaken off the worst of the man-flu, but am still incredibly weak and frangible.  Today was my cut-off day, and today it was all I could manage to do forty-five minutes of yard work or walk two miles slowly with my Trusty Stick.  And that with dizziness, blobby vision, shakes and that weird near-tearful exhaustion that's nothing to do with mood but you're almost sobbing anyway.  So a half-marathon next week?  I think not.  This had better not go bloody post-viral or I'll have to have Words.

So if you've got a hankering to run the Taunton Half Marathon on April 1st, let me know and I'll send you my race pack.  There's a number and a timing chip and everything.  I'd hate to see the thing wasted.