Behold Clocky

And behold my avvie pwning of Hirst's magnificent bling bonce, too.  "What is Clocky?" you ask.  Clocky is a cunning fusion of clock and bastard from the lovable geek torturers at ThinkGeek.com.  When the alarm goes off - R2D2 on acid - it runs away.  And keeps beeping and running until you've got up and chased it down.

Anyone who has thrown a clock grenade into my room, or a water bomb, or a cat, or, well, pretty much anything, knows what sort of demented genius this is.  It's like a Roomba designed by children.  Mean children. 

There's video at ThinkGeek.  Clicky the Clocky for bleeping scurrying glory.