Afterglow

Spattered with the rainbow spooge of the candy-coloured orgasm of relief and uplift that was the Obama inauguration?  Kick back and mock some Obama merch.  Not only is he going to right wrongs (actually, pressing "pause" on gulag guantanomo and appointing Mitchell to the Middle East (instrumental in Northern Ireland under Clinton) is a damn fine start), he's also going to take on the Sith!  And he's a ninja!  And he can dance! 

Prediction: Chuck Norris jokes refactored for Obama by the weekend.

( Behind the cut: Obama vs Cheney as it really was! )