Whac-a-swine

That's it, I'm officially fed up with the internet.  I'm burned out explaining how something can have a low personal risk and yet have a huge body count by dint of just affecting more people that your tribe-scale monkey brain can handle, d'ye hear?  The information is all out there and it doesn't take a bear of great brain to work it out.  So the next person who says "zomg gonna die" (srsly, I hear people planning to bug out) or "storm in a teacup" -- I'm just going to link them to goatse. 

"That is disgusting!"
"So is your stupidity!"

Here endeth the grump.