What a banker

So, this Martin Joel Erzinger felchtard, the 'wealth manager' (read: Morgan Stanley Trustfund Douchenozzle) who allegedly rear-ended a cyclist and then drove off -- he was up for felony hit and run charges.  This is good.  Except that the prosecuting bods -- in this case a Colorado DA -- is considering dropping the charge because a felony would have 'serious job implications' for the depth to which Mr Erzinger could continue to fill Scrooge McDuck's swimming pool full of gold. 

"Justice in this case includes restitution and the ability to pay it,' said District Attorney Mark Hurlbert.

He said Erzinger, a private wealth manager who manages more than $1billion in assets at Morgan Stanley Smith Barney in Denver, is willing to take responsibility and pay restitution.

'Felony convictions have some pretty serious job implications for someone in Mr. Erzinger's profession, and that entered into it,' he said.

'When you're talking about restitution, you don't want to take away his ability to pay.'

Because it's all about the money, isn't it?  Pay up and everything is okay.  That's rich thinking, that is.  A felony on his record would mean he couldn't keep working because his company don't employ serious criminals.  Well, apart from this one, obviously, so maybe they do employ criminals really -- "Morgan Stanley Goatfelch Arseface, where we put felons to work making money for you!"

Justice includes but is not limited to restitution.  Crims should go down.  Erzinger is no exception, no matter what golf club he belongs to.