Not Tamaranian, Just Drawn That Way

I was just about to post that it'd be fun to try distilling stories into their tropes, then using TVTropes.com to pick the pop-culture best shots for each one, and see if the story still worked... but it looks like I'm not the first person to have thought about it!

"A Ghost Head is a type of Cybernetic Allen Key which a Fake Thomas Jefferson uses to Impeach The Goddamn President. Used mostly when a writer is Combing His Hair or Speaking Fluent Cat, alhough if a character is Shirtless And Hungry it can be used to give them a Fire Island Swirlie. See also The Alien Is Not An Alien and Germany Fits In My Pocket."

See?  It works!  

Longcat is long.