I promise not to be naughty

[andygates]

Believe it or not, this is an actual slab of boilerplate I have to agree to.  For what edgy, hardcore product?  Biospoo synthesis?  Quant codebases?  HEAP guns?

A backup driver. 

Srsly.

By using this server, I hereby certify that I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries. I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists. I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.

Comments

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it is actually possible to know the answer. For example, how can you tell if you or any of your co-workers are on the list of Specially Designated Nationals ?

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

How do you know if you're not under the control of a prohibited country? They might have brainwashed you! You might be an involuntary sleeper agent!

[jarkman.livejournal.com]

Oh - this may entertain you in a fivefingery way:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1170253/The-painful-truth-trainers-Are-expensive-running-shoes-waste-money.html