BNP Unicorn chaser
May. 19th, 2009 10:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andygatesThe BNP leafleted me. I'd be happier if someone with ebola had crapped their colon out on my doormat.
The leaflet is as you'd expect, a combination of frightened, self-important and whiny froth - standard far-right stuff. Thoughts ran to wrapping it round a brick and returning it on a ballistic trajectory to its sender: the local racist dunderheads are listed in that leaked membership list. But that's just bad vibes on top of bad vibes, and Hulk doesn't want to smash tonight. What to do, though? This sort of memetic soiling needs something to take away the taste... a unicorn chaser.
Et voila:
Tips: Folding guide here. For a full unicorn you need two squares; perhaps I should have made the arse end instead? To get a square, cut the top of the flyer off along the "Because we've earned the right" whine. You get to keep the pretty picture of a Spitfire then - which, for maximum irony, is Polish.
The leaflet is as you'd expect, a combination of frightened, self-important and whiny froth - standard far-right stuff. Thoughts ran to wrapping it round a brick and returning it on a ballistic trajectory to its sender: the local racist dunderheads are listed in that leaked membership list. But that's just bad vibes on top of bad vibes, and Hulk doesn't want to smash tonight. What to do, though? This sort of memetic soiling needs something to take away the taste... a unicorn chaser.
Et voila:
Tips: Folding guide here. For a full unicorn you need two squares; perhaps I should have made the arse end instead? To get a square, cut the top of the flyer off along the "Because we've earned the right" whine. You get to keep the pretty picture of a Spitfire then - which, for maximum irony, is Polish.
