I need new swear words

[andygates]

Frankly, the social, sexual and scatological ones aren't harsh enough and the purple ones are too damn nice.  Maybe biochemical ones? Curses based on fundamental constants? 

Yes, knee sad. 

Comments

[spike150.livejournal.com]

"Eat my pi, you motherPlancking Avogadro", perhaps?

[lurkingcat]

I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly have you done to the knee?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

The running injury I picked up in November has a distressingly long tail.

[skean.livejournal.com]

I'm going to katabolise your Krebs cycle, you repsirational bi-product

[maythen-apple.livejournal.com]

Try screaming "Death and Pestillence", but I have to warn you that people look at you really funny.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

"Katabolise"? You have been in Switzerland five years, haven't you?

[skean.livejournal.com]

Pure alliterative licence. Honest. Actually took me a while to figure out what you meant :-/

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Poor Munky. I feel your pain :(

We can has hapy pub tiemz nao?

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Oh, and:

Stick a Higg's Boson in your fundament!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Only if I can find one!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I think hapy pub tiem is urgently needed.

Spent the whole bonky grovel home (hot, Friday, no drink FAIL) angsting that I was overreacting, that the inflammation was trivial but I'd conditioned myself to panic when I felt it. Sturm und drang. Needless to say, once home with a cuppa and the Tour, the pressed nerve fired off like a coastal bombastard.

Yours still on the slow road to recovery?

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Not really. It doesn't seem to be improving. Just hanging on for the orthopaedic consult, now

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping!