Only in America?

[andygates]

I've just learned of a thing called a Masters of the Universe Skeletor Breakfast Burrito.

My poor little mind is reeling.  Please, Americans, tell me it isn't so.  It sounds like a triumph of food technology and marketing over common sense, decency and all things right and proper!

Comments

[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

Where in America is that from? Is it even safe for consumption?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I fear it's from that place they call the 1980s (I hope so at least - I can just imagine zombie apocalypse survvivalists living on ancient boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Lucky Charms...) but other than that, no idea...

[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to be mentally taunted by this, and I'll end up surfing the Pop-Food sites for more information.

Cool.

[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

Did you actually know that this wasn't a real food item?

I am so gullible!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

The Super-Villain Carpool is just as good!