Four! Four Lurgies! Bwa-ha-ha!

[andygates]

Setting a new January record, lurgy #4 comes out of the pavilion and gets ready to bat.

There's a catastrophic sense of humour failure taking place over mid-Devon right about now.

Comments

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

It's entirely unlikely, however it might explain why I'm always so tender there and why it feels like the muscles are made of bone. Maybe they are!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

A one-in-two-hundred chance that you've got a mutation?

I'd bet on that. ;)

The muscles do bend though. I distinctly remember them bending without horrid crunches. Swearing and strange sounds yes, but not crunches.