A pennyfarthing vignette

[andygates]

"Mister, does it hurt when you fall off that thing?"
Why, yes, yes it does, child.

"Mister, here are your glasses."
Thank you child, they must have been propelled from my head in the tumble.

"Are you gonna have another go, Mister?"
I think not, not until my arse is back to its usual colour.

Comments

[shifty-176.livejournal.com]

"Not until my arse is back to its usual colour" and "licking your wounds" Andy? Two days, and I'm the only person to have the mind picture that follows from that?

Standards are slipping. :D

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I fear the others are so traumatised that they couldn't post.