CERN Staffer on the LHC and the Apocalypse

[andygates]

"Look, it's a 10^-19 chance, and you've got a 10^-11 chance of suddenly evaporating while shaving."

Comments

[skean.livejournal.com]

Chance of CERN staff smuggling alcofrohl through the LHC from France to Switzerland? About 100% I'd say :-)

[andygates.livejournal.com]

"Where's the booze?"
"It suddenly evaporated" :)