King of the Beavers

[andygates]

Here's what you can do if you have wholesale Group Policy ubergoober admin rights in Windows: You can set the entire hospital's web startup page to Weebls' Owls. 

Despite the fact that this would be the sort of maladministration that would have me changing tapes for the rest of my life, I'm still having to burn Fate points to get re-rolls versus Wisdom.  Next post may be mobile from outside a jobcentre!

Comments

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

It's on a motherfucking loop!!!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

You betcha. Like Leekspin but with owls. You can't fool owls.

[sciolist.livejournal.com]

Dugong, dugong. It's the cow of the Sea - ee -ee!

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

Surely you can fake a system compromise. I mean, it is for the Greater Good.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

No. No. No.

Well. Maybe Munky could put a Hat on. And shred a squirrel or something. Then he could do it.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

"we wuz hacked, guvnor! it's that windows vuln!"

[sciolist.livejournal.com]

It's not as good as Mango! Or as blatantly inaccurate as Lions!

[shifty-176.livejournal.com]

To whom it may concern:

Please can we has Mr AndyGates as our system admin? Pretty please with knobs on?
Anything would be better than the corporate bollockspeak fine upstanding corporate homepage and message board that we currently have.

I bet we wouldn't have @^£&^£(&$* proxy issues when sending 16GB video files, neither...

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Our proxy's a charm, it has to be so I can get my dwarf clown pr0n. I bet your message board works though. ;)

[shifty-176.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know - When I'm at work, I'm mostly in the studio, not using a PC. I hardly ever look at the message board.