Now I've seen everything

Look, a USB-powered vibrator. What next, an undead monkey?

Electric Car Goodness

Oh my giddy biscuits, I want one. And not just for the name, though "Tesla Roadster" makes the weird-science queen inside me curl up and giggle with zero-point delight. Look at it, it's yummy. And quick. It's as sexy as the Smart Roadster or a ruggedised Elise and it's got a halo because I get my power from windmills (uswitch.com, green tariffs, you've no excuse not to). This is cooler than chipfat. It's just as green, but this gets laid.