Sirens, fonts and Teggie

If you set your phone's text-message alert to the Silent Hill sirens, and only get one text-message that day, you're stuck in the Hell version.  Turn down your creative visualisation skills or that can get... distracting.  Especially near the operating theatres.

Fontly goodness: dafont.com has a staggering number of fonts.  The eroded, distorted and destroy sections have me going "squee!" and they'll almost certainly be gusset-dampeners for ravenbait and arabis as well. 

Bala lake has a monster called Teggie.  I am Teggie-bait.  This will make me swim faster.  Like the great wisdom says, I don't have to swim faster than the monster, just faster than you