Hello Kitty toys

While my trusty Suunto was being fixed, I started looking for pocket watches.  Turns out there are a staggering number and the complexities of the nice ones are ripe to make your average geek squee with engineering delight right before he rips out the guts and installs a USB thumb drive.  Mmm, tourbillon.  Mmm, fusee.  Flee before the cheap Chinese movements! 

But you know what else there is in pocket-watch land?  There's Hello Kitty, that's what.

Would it be ironic, kitch or just tacky to pull that out at the lights once you skid to a halt on your pennyfakething?  Oh, the dilemma!

Of course, one piece of Kitty tat leads to another, and lo, to the mythical, limited-edition, good-gods-they-aren't-really-are-they Hello Kitty Vibrators.  Go on, someone, buy them, just so I can believe they're real.

He probably already hs one...

...but if not, ankaret, get your hubby one of these unicycling ninja t-shirts.  Right now.