IWOOT

The first Wii lightsaber hits the shops at the end of the month, just in time for Chrimbo squandering.  C'mon programmers!  Hurry up!  At this rate my next paycheque will be blown on President Weevil: Umbrella Chronicles and a Zapper...

A Regiment of Sue Smiths

Utter trivia: There are 319 Sue Smiths in the NHS mail directory (can you guess how many of them I mis-send to daily? We only have twenty in my area...).  That's a whole regiment!  And given the matronly nature of most of them, they could take Basra back if it got a bit naughty or forgot to wash its hands after going to the loo.

They couldn't make it up

Man under a control order is prevented from taking A-level chemistry.  To quote pretty much everyone, "FFS".