Unclean! Unclean!

It had to happen: with the current outbreak closing five wards at work, and my two-year antibodies expired, it was just a matter of time.  Noronasties, viral gastro.  Key factors: 1) you're infectious for a couple of days after symptoms end; 2) it's a great abdominal workout; 3) the green stuff.

So if you were planning an impromptu visit this weekend, don't: you'll be met by a locked door and plague crosses.  Please push fresh bog roll through the catflap.