Sneakernet obeys Moore's Law

1.7 terabytes, from one site to another.  Time to transfer: 3 minutes.  5 if you include unfolding the Brompton.  :)

Advice for spammers: "use strict"

"use strict" will stop you running your spam scripts with undeclared crap in 'em.  Not that it isn't hilarious receiving spam with Dear [varNAME] and with the subject Your [varPENIS] will be [varDELTA] with [varPRODUCT]!!!, but really, it ain't going to do your sales any good.  See, you've probably changed those variables, and a little bit of strictness would stop the run from compiling.

In other news: get the frak out of my inbox, you skinny-assed punk remora-fish, you are worthless dirt.  Now go get a job that pays better, like flipping burgers.

(Did you know?  Most low-end spamming nets low-end wages.  It's just easier than ripping off car stereos or selling weed.  No unpleasant bending.)

More kool-aid

'My administration will not deny facts. We will be guided by them.'

More grins.  More sand kicked in the eyes of the bad guys.  The hits keep on coming.