Advice for spammers: "use strict"
Jan. 26th, 2009 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andygates"use strict" will stop you running your spam scripts with undeclared crap in 'em. Not that it isn't hilarious receiving spam with Dear [varNAME] and with the subject Your [varPENIS] will be [varDELTA] with [varPRODUCT]!!!, but really, it ain't going to do your sales any good. See, you've probably changed those variables, and a little bit of strictness would stop the run from compiling.
In other news: get the frak out of my inbox, you skinny-assed punk remora-fish, you are worthless dirt. Now go get a job that pays better, like flipping burgers.
(Did you know? Most low-end spamming nets low-end wages. It's just easier than ripping off car stereos or selling weed. No unpleasant bending.)
In other news: get the frak out of my inbox, you skinny-assed punk remora-fish, you are worthless dirt. Now go get a job that pays better, like flipping burgers.
(Did you know? Most low-end spamming nets low-end wages. It's just easier than ripping off car stereos or selling weed. No unpleasant bending.)
