So wrong, so very very wrong

Please, let this not be true.  I'm not sure which of the three is worse, but I guess this means we're not going to see the ripped 'n' bulging version of Marvel's fetish-fuel She-Hulk (no surprise there, how many physically powerful comic-book women have made it to the screen unscathed?). 

Will they even dare keep her tall?  (Canon says 7', I mean, she is full of Hulk-juice*)  Sassy?  That's without all that gimboid simpering some mad Frenchman made Halle Berry do in Raspberrywoman.  Intelligent?  We are talking about a top-flight legal brain after all.  Or are we going to see her simmered and simpered down to focus-group friendly eye-candy?

Hm.  This post makes me look like a fanboy. 




* Blood, you nasty reader: it's her origin: she gets in a crash and has to take a transfusion of Banner's blood, and gets all gamma'd up 'n stuff.