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So wrong, so very very wrong
May. 7th, 2009 10:29 pmPlease, let this not be true. I'm not sure which of the three is worse, but I guess this means we're not going to see the ripped 'n' bulging version of Marvel's fetish-fuel She-Hulk (no surprise there, how many physically powerful comic-book women have made it to the screen unscathed?).
Will they even dare keep her tall? (Canon says 7', I mean, she is full of Hulk-juice*) Sassy? That's without all that gimboid simpering some mad Frenchman made Halle Berry do in Raspberrywoman. Intelligent? We are talking about a top-flight legal brain after all. Or are we going to see her simmered and simpered down to focus-group friendly eye-candy?
Hm. This post makes me look like a fanboy.
* Blood, you nasty reader: it's her origin: she gets in a crash and has to take a transfusion of Banner's blood, and gets all gamma'd up 'n stuff.
Will they even dare keep her tall? (Canon says 7', I mean, she is full of Hulk-juice*) Sassy? That's without all that gimboid simpering some mad Frenchman made Halle Berry do in Raspberrywoman. Intelligent? We are talking about a top-flight legal brain after all. Or are we going to see her simmered and simpered down to focus-group friendly eye-candy?
Hm. This post makes me look like a fanboy.
* Blood, you nasty reader: it's her origin: she gets in a crash and has to take a transfusion of Banner's blood, and gets all gamma'd up 'n stuff.
A revelation has come unto me. I've worked out why I can't stand Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man.
