God Hates Phelps

[andygates]

Short notice, but if you're in  Basingstoke and fancy poking fun at the vilest, most idiotic side of religion, here it is this Friday:

02/20/2009 6:45 PM - 7:30 PM Basingstoke Hampshire, UK Central Studio Queen Mary?s College - God H8s Ur Queen! Cliddesden Road In Merry Old England they plan to further enrage the Living God by putting on the farce known commonly as "The Laramie Project". Now that is so interesting. We will picket them, and see if they actually believe those lies they tell about how tolerant and accepting Brits are. RIIIIGHT! Just because you rage against God and make laws that say you cannot use "hate speech" (a/k/a - you may not speak of the Bible standards) in the UK does NOT mean you will not get the message that God Almighty intends for you to get. God Hates England; Your Queen Is A Whore; You Hate God; God Hates You; You're Going to Hell; Matt Is In Hell; Hell Is Real Ask Matt; God Hates Fags (Buggers); Obey God, etc. Some of the best Bible preaching in the history of the world came out of that dark dismal land, but now it is full of all abominations! God will shortly destroy the UK and the world, but not until they have gotten the plain, clear message so that they will be WITHOUT EXCUSE! Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: You can rage against and lie about God, but it changes NOTHING! Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? 2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, 3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. 4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. 5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure. 6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. You see, WBC's KING trumps your Queen! Check out our UK page at www.godhatestheworld.com and our Psalm 2 Music video at www.signmovies.net. AMEN!

I'll amen you, motherfucker.

Comments

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

Gadzooks -- you'd think the US as a whole could be charged with war crimes at an international tribunal just for issuing that wingnut a passport. My sincere (if somewhat abstract) apologies.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Who is this cuntard?

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

There are no words. Among other things, he arranges to have people show up at military funerals to cheer and wave signs, on the theory that American soldiers die because America is friendly to gays, and God is rightfully punishing them.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Oh him.

I can think of a few words. All strung together.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

"Stitch this, Jimmy" covers most of my sentiments.

Is it frightfully modern to tweet "Hi mom, I'm in jail" ?

[ladyjulian.livejournal.com]

If they're not letting old Geert in, then shurely Jacqui can keep this fuckwit out?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I think the difference might be that most people know that Phelps is a fucktard; there are enough people stupid and frightened enough to believe Geert's frothing drivel that he's actually dangerous.

Rickroll or headbutt? Oh, the dilemma! And I need some PVC Nuns!

[xeeny.livejournal.com]

Now I'm coming to this a bit late, and I now understand having read the entire thread, but my initial reaction to your comment here was "Come on - just because he won 8 golds and rather overshadowed our own swimming success, that does not make him a fucktard."

Ahem. I'll get my coat.

P.S. Crikey, "fucktard" isn't in Firefox's spell-checker. That's a bit of an oversight for a browser dictionary isn't it?
P.P.S. Neither, it appears, is crikey. I will stop typing now.

[arabis.livejournal.com]

That just hurts my eyes.

[ladyjulian.livejournal.com]

Is it worth rallying the crowds to email Jacqui Smith (not that she doesn't have enough to deal with *cough*) asking for them to be kept out?

I see a facebook group emerging...

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Not enough time!

[teahisme.livejournal.com]

I really don't want to claim this asshat as American. Are you sure he is? He sounds like a alien freak. Well it is never too late for customs and immigration to stop him at the airport and put him back on a plane. It is within their discretion as we all well know ;-;

[ladyjulian.livejournal.com]

The asshat ain't coming in.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4696132/US-Church-which-calls-for-homosexuals-to-be-killed-banned-from-UK.html

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Wow, consistency. Thanks for the heads-up.