Ebay WTF

[andygates]

I know Ebay WTFs are usually ankaret 's bailiwick but I can't resist posting this one: a Puming Iron Fashion Doll Crochet Pattern.  You get patterns for a little singlet and baggy sweatpants, a bench, barbell and dumbbells!  I cannot express how batshit this is: the Cosmic 'Wut?' drapes over it like spray cheese topping.

Comments

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

People will knit anything, trufax.

[rosathome.livejournal.com]

That is true. I have knitted things that don't exist. Not in three-dimensions, anyway.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Sonic the Hedgehog or Azathtoth?

[rosathome.livejournal.com]

Klein flask.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

They definitely do exist!

But... knitted? People will indeed knit anything.

[rosathome.livejournal.com]

Not in 3 dimensions. You can do a 3D representation, but it has to have a hole in it. They only properly exist in 4D.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Have you got the pattern?

[rosathome.livejournal.com]

Nah, made it up.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Doesn't beat the spiralchichickenlivers.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

True that.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

We need to get him together with wotsisface of the slapped ear. Kadir Buxton.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Kadir Buxton Knitted Spiral Chicken Livers.

Fuck the iPad, we have the product for the millennium.