Lard

[andygates]

Lost since the beginning of 2006:

If found, please do not return to owner.
Damn.  That's making me crave my old Nan's toast-and-dripping snacks.  With slices of lard-fried pork brains.

Comments

[skean.livejournal.com]

Xeeny has told me that you are now unrecognisable, but I find 20KG hard to believe...you never had enough to loose 20KG surely. I mean, a lot of lard will have gone to lean tissue which is heavier anyway, right?

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

Much yay for you! However, the lard seems to have spread to my friends page, which is now several times its usual width and totally unreadable. Do you think you could sports-corset it up behind a cut tag?

[fox-uk.livejournal.com]

Your lard is right here. It's attached itself to my gut. Please do feel free to reclaim at your convenience.

[skean.livejournal.com]

Hmm. On my friends page its in a nice 6 by 7 block with the top right hand corner missing two blocks for the Userpic. On this comments page though, its in one long 40 block line which spreads it to ludicrous width.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Dult cut. Hey, I've only just discovered the glories of the cut, cut me a break...

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Cubicle spread. It's an occupational hazard - our IT department has whippets and blobs. The whippets looked like they had more fun, hence the delardage.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Lard doesn't go to lean tissue. Even so, I've been doing pure cardio/endurance work all year - run/bike/swim - so there's nothing that would pile on any more lean tissue. I'll have lost lean mass as well as fat, in all honesty, but most of it will have been the muscular integuement used to carry my belly around - and I don't need that.

[(Anonymous)]

20 sounds like a hell of a lot though...

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Can't deny that. But 106 to 86 sayeth the scale. It's only three stone two ;)

[inkyann.livejournal.com]

You shall yet be slim, svelte and beauteous... nice going :)

[andygates.livejournal.com]

It's just that beauteous bit I'm having trouble with ;)

[flitljm.livejournal.com]

Only!!!