Druff the Legend

[andygates]

Being a scabrous hound, I'm not exactly a stranger to 'druff.  Dandruff, yeah, Head and Shoulders it.  Beardruff, a bit of moisturising works wonders.  Legdruff is a bit more Kenny Everett but it's a change-you-shower-gel kinda thing, no biggie.  Backdruff is probably not a problem anyone else suffers, at least not unless they're part of the Howler monkey troupe living in alt.Eggesford Forest; it's a post-zealous-Veet thing.

But today marks a new druff for me.  A gruff druff.  More than enough druff.  Today... I have eyebrowdruff. 

Somewhere in the control room inside my head, there's a little guy with a bag of skin flakes and spinner, chuckling his microscopic arse off.

Comments

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't that be "Druff of Legend"?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Druff of nightmares, I can tell you!

[skean.livejournal.com]

I think "Beardruff" needs another "d" in it. Or maybe thats what the polar bear is. They're just Grizzlies marginalised because of their really bad dandruff.