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You know, there are no decent casemods for the Nokia 770?  There are ghastly Dremel hacks to remove bits of the slip-shell that users find offensive, and there are weird fusions where the device serves as the brain in a homebrew laptop, or the face and brain of a robot puppy (weirdly creepy), but there are no really stylish mods like the steampunk laptop or the plethora of glow-in-the-dark games engines out there in PC-land.

Just sticking the 770 into an Aquapack or Otterbox and velcroing it to the nose of a surfboard (for browsing between sets) isn't sick enough, though taking a board and cutting a socket into it to flush-fit a device mouth might qualify as sick in extremis.  But what I really want to do is play with the incredibly bland form-factor - it's just a little oblong book thing with a flat face.  It shouldn't be too tough to concoct a nicely bound antique book (from, perhaps, a nicely bound antique book) or to replace the existing slip-shell with something much more sexy and steam. Since there are theme tools available, the look can be carried across to give, say, creamy vellum backgrounds and serif fonts with Beatrix Potter-style icons, or some nice rust and rivets.

Mmm, rivets...

Date: 2006-12-15 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
Sad with sprinkles, darling :)

Is Aeon Flux any good? Or is it as iffy as the film?

Date: 2006-12-15 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
Take the original cartoon, remove some of the intelligent bizarreness, cross it with I Ninja. Without the humour but with Charlize Theron (tight suit but insufficient polygons). And with controls that are harder to master.

Some of the fight scenes require as many stimulants as Team Buddies.

Most disappointing are the graphics - we've been spoiled by Mr Leapy and were expecting something of a similar standard. No such bloody luck.

Date: 2006-12-15 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justoneway.livejournal.com
I would rather stab myself in the eyeballs with red hot forks dipped in salt than sit through the remaining 40 minutes of the movie that I have so far not seen because of the nausea attack watching the first half induced in me forced me to stop watching and kill puppies instead.

It is the closest thing to awful there is. Only Batman and Robin squeezes into the asymptotic gap that remains.

Date: 2006-12-15 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
But it had Pete Postlethwaite in it!

Date: 2006-12-15 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flitljm.livejournal.com
I hope they were Nokia-powered puppies like that travesty Andy linked to.

Date: 2006-12-18 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonnycowbells.livejournal.com
So, you've not seen Congo then? After Freddie vs Jason, it only took us 5 minutes to conclude that it wasn't as bad as Congo. Even Alien vs Predator doesn't scrape so far through the bottom of the barrel. It's a pretty close call with Catwoman though.

Date: 2006-12-19 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justoneway.livejournal.com
Any one else would have learnt the lesson by now but you still seem to be beating your head against the wall. All those films are the sort of thing you should avoid like the plague. Irrascible cack that has a big hollywood budget to spend trying to excuse its existance. They are not even bad in a good way like Troma movies or the all time classic "The Refrigerator" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0102767/).

Date: 2006-12-19 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonnycowbells.livejournal.com
Ah, but occasionally one has to beat one's head against the wall in order to turn up the rubies in the dust. And obviously I'm a sucker for punishment, I chose to live with Skean for a year.

Actually, Catwoman is kind of worth watching as a study in how to destroy something. Half way through I was thinking "Gosh, this really isn't as bad as people made out" and then it just disintegrates before your very eyes, incredibly quickly. In this sense it surprised me more than almost any other film I've seen.

Date: 2006-12-19 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
That almost makes me want to watch it.

Congo... I like Congo. It's dripping with Rider Haggard schlock-drivel and an ape suit and Tim camping it up, and that just makes me smile. Aeon was just thin - made with half a spoonful. They made the mistake of trying to create a workable world, and the Aeon Flux animation is contradictory and unworkable like that, so it can't fit right.

I still want a tesseract harness though ;)

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