He's especially good at expectorating!
Mar. 6th, 2007 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andygatesNobody else remembers that song from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, do they? Just me? Good, good.
I have discovered how to get a clear lane at a crowded pool at lunchtime: get a cold; recover apart from a pound of lungbutter; take a strong expectorant cough medicine; swim. Every hundred metres or so, enough gack becomes sufficinetly loosened that you have to stop to hack and gark for a moment. After a few repetitions of this performance, the medium lane is empty, the slow lane is crammed and the fast lane has near-Parisian traffic problems. Heh.
Found a new sweet spot today, synchronising the hip roll with the recovery arm's lift from the water. All very rolly. I think its a sustainable, hit-your-rhythm thing, but since my secret identity is Captain Catarrh, I can't confirm that just yet.
I have discovered how to get a clear lane at a crowded pool at lunchtime: get a cold; recover apart from a pound of lungbutter; take a strong expectorant cough medicine; swim. Every hundred metres or so, enough gack becomes sufficinetly loosened that you have to stop to hack and gark for a moment. After a few repetitions of this performance, the medium lane is empty, the slow lane is crammed and the fast lane has near-Parisian traffic problems. Heh.
Found a new sweet spot today, synchronising the hip roll with the recovery arm's lift from the water. All very rolly. I think its a sustainable, hit-your-rhythm thing, but since my secret identity is Captain Catarrh, I can't confirm that just yet.
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Re: "Ptui! Ten points for Gaston!"
Date: 2007-03-06 05:47 pm (UTC)There are only a few Disney films that I know all the lyrics to, however, so I was second-guessing myself.