He's especially good at expectorating!

[andygates]

Nobody else remembers that song from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, do they?  Just me?  Good, good.

I have discovered how to get a clear lane at a crowded pool at lunchtime: get a cold; recover apart from a pound of lungbutter; take a strong expectorant cough medicine; swim.  Every hundred metres or so, enough gack becomes sufficinetly loosened that you have to stop to hack and gark for a moment.  After a few repetitions of this performance, the medium lane is empty, the slow lane is crammed and the fast lane has near-Parisian traffic problems.  Heh.

Found a new sweet spot today, synchronising the hip roll with the recovery arm's lift from the water.  All very rolly.  I think its a sustainable, hit-your-rhythm thing, but since my secret identity is Captain Catarrh, I can't confirm that just yet.

Comments

[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

lungbutter

Almost hacked some up because I laughed so hard at this term. Never heard it before- yours? Like it!

[andygates.livejournal.com]

An obvious extension of boy butter. Which you probably don't want to go too close to ;)

[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

"Boy butter" sounds like a very sustainable, hit-your-rhythm thing, Captain Catarrh. ;)

NOT WORK SAFE

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

http://www.boybutterlubes.com/

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[n-decisive.livejournal.com]

Umm, ahem, while not quite what I was thinking of, I'd say that the actual product and my perception of what "boy butter" was were both NWS. ;)

Thank you for the link! :)

Also? Been adoring your icon each time I see it.

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[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Also? Been adoring your icon each time I see it.

Why thank you. I made it myself.