Surviving the zombie apocalypse

[andygates]

Must be zombie season again; after getting all bunchy-gusseted over 28 Weeks Later and then positively hopping up and down on my sickbed at the sight of Resident Evil: Extinction, I managed to find the Zombie Squad.  They're real-life zombie apocalypse themed survivalist nutters.  Since all my disaster preparedness has used the zombie apocalypse metaphor since 1988 (Return of the Living Dead Part 2), this looks like a lot of lurching fun.  Now, it's American so of course there'll be too many boom-sticks, but even so, you have to respect any forum which has half a dozen chainmail threads and one - I kid you not - on how best to deal with zombie dinosaur attack.

(My answer: they were talking about a T-Rex so a trench full of petrol, a Zippo and some tasty bait should do just fine.  Zombie velociraptors would be a whole other proposition.)

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[simoneck.livejournal.com]

Andygates - He trawls the net for interesting rubbish so you don't have to.
Thank you for the humour service you provide.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Humour? This is not humour! It's deadly serious! They just had me working out the useful biofuel yield of rapeseed in a post-apocalypse world. (It's about 1630 litres/hectare so use sparingly; don't forget to plant alfalfa or broad beans on the site afterwards to re-fix nitrogen)